Here are a few Kennyisms to end his tour of The D.R. And I say goodbye, Kenny.
Please remember, Kenny has no memory or social skills...
Here's a cool Kenny. Even with mullet hair, a dark beard, George Michael's wardrobe, and "Danger Zone," still so much cooler than our Kenny.
Kenny asked Ivan, "what do you miss about Oregon?" Wil and I were in the other room and Wil says to me, "the only thing that I miss about Oregon is the people." I'm pretty sure Ivan wasn't even able to answer before Kenny answered his own question. Kenny, "well I know what I miss. I miss the organization and that transportation is so easy for everyone in Oregon to get around." Okay, so really you just wanted to spout off about your love for Oregon and tried to ask someone else a question to illicit some responses? Ugh...
Kenny was as red as a cooked lobster. He is normally not as fair as me, but definitely light brown hair and fairly light skin tone...I asked, knowing the answer already, "did you wear sunscreen?" Kenny, "oh no I haven't at all in two weeks. you would think my skin would be used to it." (Is that how it works, Kenny?? Really??) I mentioned that I still wear sunscreen almost every day that I am here. And, Kenny, with all seriousness and sincerity, "It was only 2 hours in the boat." (on the water, no wonder dude...)
Ivan and Kenny were talking politics; I was listening. Ivan, "so do you think the Republicans will take back the stuff in this election?" Kenny, "I don't know. I hope not the regular ones. They are just like the Democrats. I hope it is the ones that actually want to follow the Constitution." Kenny rambled about something for a moment. Ivan, "so you would like to go back to other Republicans?" Kenny, "Yes, back to when they followed the Constitution." I thought maybe he would say Reagan or something, but no, here's Kenny's idea, "I would like to go back to the way things were before I was born (1965)." I truly didn't know how far out of the mainstream he was in his thinking. Wow, I'm so glad he lives in Portland and is surrounded by a lot of liberals.
I was lucky at the wedding, in that I really didn't have to spend much time with Kenny. I made myself busy helping Wil sometimes and also sat across the table from where I thought Kenny would sit. It worked for the most part. But, there were a couple of interactions.
Wil's parents arrived while our table was going through the food line. I left the line with just rice on my plate to go and greet them. After the greetings, they were then in line in front of me. Kenny was just in front of me, behind them by about 1 1/2 feet. Kenny, "Well, now how the heck did you end up with just rice on your plate and in line again?" Yes, he does sound like he has an accent sometimes when he speaks. I should also note that he watched me leave the line and was next to me when we were talking with Wil's parents. I thought it was just the long-term memory, but apparently the short-term is shot as well. I said, "I went over to see Wil's parents."
Interjection again, Kenny and I have talked about me being at Wil's parent's house, where it is located, and how long it takes to get there in Santo Domingo. Kenny, "oh, so was this the first time you have met them?" Me (so disappointed in Kenny by this point), "uh, no, sorry I wanted to greet them when they came in. I have met them many times and been at their house." Kenny, "did they come all the way from the campo today?" Me, "no, they live here in Santo Domingo, just far north in a suburb." Kenny, "well, this is Wil's step-mom right, not his real mom?" I was so shocked that I continued the conversation rather than just walking away. They were right next to him, even if they don't speak English. It was just rude. But, I felt like I needed to clarify, before he told other people his memories. I said, "these are his parents, both of them." Kenny, "but this is his step-mom, cuz I thought his dad was with someone else." To end it, I said, "These are his parents, they are together now." I said it pretty curtly and I think he finally got the message.
Like I wrote at the beginning of this post, I don't have too many Kennyisms for this post. I am fortunate in that. Sorry for you not getting as much funny Kenny, though.
Here is the last one of the wedding night and the last time I saw Kenny. A bunch of people were outside visiting after the wedding site was cleaned. Kenny had just arrived back at the site after chaffeuring some people. Kenny decided to speak to me. I am not sure why he chose to do that. Kenny, "how much did you make tonight?" Please remember that it was the end of a long, hot day. I was about to go home and get sick for a week. I said, "What?" No, I did not say pardon or excuse me. Oblivious Kenny, "well, it looked like you and Wil were working pretty hard. It was like you guys were running the show." I said, "I was just trying to help out." Kenny, still completely and utterly oblivious, "well, probably didn't make much then, huh." I said, "no, that's not why we did it." Then I think I turned to some other people who were speaking near me. I know it wasn't very nice. But I was so done with him. Maybe he was trying to be funny, or just make conversation, but I was done with it.

Adios, Kenny! I hope you are enjoying being back in Oregon, where you know that everything is "normal" and great.